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A dentists dream!Drug addicts all seem to develop specific physical and habitual characteristics as they spiral down into the hole of addition; Meth addicts seem to show these traits in an especially ugly form! I believe knowledge is power, I may dedicate my life towards my passion but I also try to educate myself about those who dedicate theirs towards self-destruction. Why? If you don’t know how bad things can become, they you cannot fully appreciate the gift of not living that type of life can be!

What is Meth?

Meth is a nervous system stimulant which gives its users an instant rush of energy, they feel like they are 10ft tall and can do anything. It is also goes by the name “ice”, “crystal” and “glass” for its smokable forms while the pill forms go by “billy whizz”, “speed”, “sulphate”, “fast”, “uppers”, “powder” and “crank”. It is made up of mix of commonly available, hazardous chemicals, as such it can be mass produced relatively easily and requires no importation such as other hard drugs.

How is Meth taken?

Meth can be taken in various forms such as powder, pill, injectables and I am sure there are other creative ways addicts have found in order to receive a high from this awful drug.

Why do people take Meth?

When the dangerous mix of peer pressure, low self-esteem and easy availability come together, the perfect storm begins. I can easily say that these are the same pressures that create many other types of addicts from nicotine to alcoholics.

What happens after a user stops use?

Well, the reason they took the drugs was to feel 10ft tall, once off, they receive the opposite effect and feel like they belong 6ft under. With prolonged use, Meth addicts become extremely paranoid and develop a host of traits that would make a schizophrenic appear normal. Like other drugs, there is also an adaptation that the body does to cope, meaning more regular and higher doses are required to achieve the same effect.

What do meth addicts look like?

These aren’t pretty pictures, it shows you what drugs can do to you in their extremes. Note that cigarettes and alcohol have the same effects but they are to a lesser extreme and more internalized.

Governments “War on Drugs” commercials: The Montana Meth Project Ads

I may be wrong, but I believe these commercials where actually produced by a concerned individual who had enough with seeing the government do little in the face of the Meth epidemic that was happening in his city. Hopefully these scare the shit out of you… if they don’t, you have deeper problems.

The ugly physical effects of Meth

Like other hard drugs, Meth has a profound effect on the physical body. As the substance is completely toxic to the body, it tries to excrete these substances through the skin’s pores, which tend to get infected. This specific trait seems to be specific to Meth users. In addition, many Meth users end up with mouths that would make even the local dentist freak-out! The internal organs are also taxed beyond recovery most of the time with prolonged use, which means that you don’t only age much faster, but you are really screwing yourself internally as well. Any type of drug use leads to malnutrition, lack of exercise and the usual culprits that don’t have any positive impact on living a long, healthy life.

The Bottom Line

Drugs, of any kind, produce nothing of any positive value to a life.

Buzvia: Documentary Review -> The Meth Epidemic, Amphetamines/Methamphetamines on myfoodcount.com drug listing

Ouch!I guess having hearing problems never cost so much! For those of you wish cash to burn and a reputation to keep-up, this $50K US, 24K Solid Gold, Diamond-Encrusted Widex hearing aid should do the trick rather nicely!What do you get?

Well, this hearing aid comes with 220 diamonds which will do wonders for taking off any skin left remaining on your ears. I guess if you opted for one without the diamonds and heavy solid gold, the price would go down by 95% but if you are seriously considering this purchase, money isn’t the least of your worries.

The Bottom Line

Now you know why health insurance rates keep going up!

Buzzvia
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/now-we.ve-seen-it-all/diamond+encrusted-solid-24k-gold-hearing-aid-say-what-292663.php

Too expensive for my feet... yours?I guess the skies the limit for people who really require a lot of pedicures to make them feel alive! Although the price tag of 14 thousand dollars seems a bit steep, I am sure there are officiatoes who think the Kohler Pedicure Spa is just what their feet requested.

Features

  • consists of whirlpool footbath with lounge chair for client and technicians chair and accessories
  • materials can be customized to fit any bathroom decore
  • footbath consists of cast iron with 3 Flexjets along with a ribbed footpad to make you believe you are enjoying the best spas money can buy
  • client lounge chair is made of teak and has a variety of adjustable positions
  • technicians chair has wheels and is at an optimal height
  • available in white only (so far)
  • includes half inch ceramic high-flow valve system, 3 way hand shower wand and deck mounted transfer valve/vacuum breaker

What this product is missing

Closest thing my feet get to a pedicure is touching the floor of my shower but if I had money to burn, I guess I would want this to come with some electronic system to control both the temperature and flow of the water. Fourteen thousand dollars United States Funds is a lot of money, electronics would sure make this decision a lot easier in my opinion. I guess a massage chair instead of a wooden one would have made more sense as well but what do I know about spas!

The Bottom Line

You spend a big portion of your life standing, I guess they need a present sometimes as well!

Buzzvia
http://www.luxist.com/2007/08/23/the-kohler-pedicure-spa/

Corporate Site
http://www.us.kohler.com/onlinecatalog/detail.jsp?item=11944502&prod_num=163

Telescoping BBQ Fork

Extend-a-ForkFor 10$US, this special fork, that extends up to 20 inches might just be something to bring to your next camp fire to hold the hot dogs and marshmallows.

Why would you want a telescoping fork?

Well, portability is the main reason why a telescoping cooking utensil would be required but also for safety considerations. There is nothing more frustrating then arriving at a camp site (legal or otherwise) in the middle of the night and trying to find a stick in the forest that is perfect to cooking a quick snack. Having an extensible fork will also save your fingers from burning up when they get too close to the fire flares that come up every so often.

The Bottom Line

Anything that telescopes over a hot fire can’t be bad.

Buzzvia
Telescoping Barbecue Fork

Suitcase = Chair

The Chair the transforms into a Suitcase (and vice versa)Ever wish you could simply carry a suitcase containing a chair for you to sit on while waiting for tickets to the latest show or going to a party where you know seating will be limited (or required later in the evening)? Well, now you can thanks to this innovative suitcase that transforms into a chair!

The Bottom Line

We spend most of our lives sitting, why not make it more enjoyable?

Buzzvia
http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/suitcase-doubles-as-chair-doesn-t-make-transforming-robot-noises

Safe to touch even while cooking!Having used electric, fire and gas in the past to cook a tasty meal… gas is by far the most efficient and cheapest cooking method but Thermador is offering what seems to be a good, though pricey alternative.

Stove tops pluses and negatives

You rarely see a good cook in a kitchen use fire (except for pizza) or electric to prepare a meal, they are simply to slow and not very good at really getting things hot. Maintenance is also an issue, there is nothing simpler then a gas stove top, pipe goes in, distributes the gas and ignite. No moving parts, nothing to break and incredibly flexible. Fire on the other hand is tough to beat when out in the woods but not very practical in modern kitchens, the smoke produced adds flavor but it takes forever to get something going and not being able to control the intensity nor location of the heat source makes cooking anything beyond hot dogs on a stick a very tricky experience. In the middle you have electric, electricity prices are going up (as always) and these traditionally took forever to get to a good temperature and as the flame doesn’t envelope the pans like gas, heat distribution on anything but a flat surface is much to be desired.

The Thermador Experience

Without sounding too much like a commercial, induction heating means the counter top stays relatively cool as only the pan itself gets warm, greatly increasing safety, especially during spills (they happen) and kids running around. As the elements are flat with the surface, cleaning is a breeze and instant temperature changes are possible due to the induction technology. Additionally, these Thermador counter top elements heat-up 50% faster then gas and as the heat is within the pan itself, a far higher efficiency in heat distribution is achieved verses traditional electric or gas.

The Bottom Line

Induction really seems cool but the two thousand dollar price tag is rather steep.

Buzzvia
http://www.thermador.com/product743.html

zzzz... zzzz... zzzz...I guess some things in the bedroom are an acquired taste but this is just plain scary! Why any guy would allow a person to put this on them is beyond me.

Dream Lover 2000 to the rescue?

If you have a problem in your relationship, shocking your partner isn’t at the top of my list of things to improve the situation. If your partner is that bad that you need to do the equivalent of putting their finger in the socket so they listen to you, time to find a new partner. It offers a number of intensity levels but again, the only intensity level that is of any value is 0 ;-)
The Bottom Line

Of all the sexual devices I have seen, this has got to be among the worst!

Buzzvia
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/training-%28your%29-tool/dream-lover-2000-keeps-that-dawg-on-a-shocking-leash-289228.php

NSI Pulmonary Drug Delivery DeviceImagine just being able to breath normally for your medical treatments instead of popping pills or stabbing yourself, the NSI Pulmonary Drug Delivery Device promises just that.

Lungs for drug delivery?

Although the lungs have been used for years to deliver steroids to asthmatics during an asthma attack, they are second to none for drug delivery. The blood stream is an effective method used for centuries but it always carried the risk of secondary complications as the main defense (our skin) was breached for nasty critters to cause havoc each time a needle was used. Just about every system within our body has a direct connection to the lungs, from hemoglobin bringing oxygen to each one of our bodies cells to the disposal of cellular waste gases. Although using the bodies digestive system to deliver medication will be with us for a very long time to come, it isn’t an efficient delivery system and has it’s own host of complications. When you think about it, the lungs offer far more potential for non-evasive drug therapy then the current status quo. If you smoke, you are living proof as to the popularity and widespread ease of use that drug treatments using lungs has to offer.

What Next Safety is offering

Using asthmatics for instance, current respiratory technology requires people to deeply inhale for adequate drug delivery but Next Safety’s Pulmonary Drug Delivery System is different. It uses aerosolized drugs and purified air to deliver the drugs deep into the pulmonary system regardless of lung capacity, put another way, it allows you to simply breath normally for drug administration. The advantages of this are great for people suffering from a number of ailments or requiring medications such as antibiotics, anti-emetics, bronchodilators and narcotics.

The Bottom Line

Anything that helps simplify drug delivery is a very positive step towards improved patient recovery.

Buzzvia
http://www.nextsafety.com/pure_air/pulmonary_delivery.html

The Internal BraParaphrasing what Maya Angelou said during an appearance on the Opera Winfrey show “my breasts seem to be in a race to reach my knees”. It’s no secret, age, gravity and motherhood all take their toll on womans breasts. Well, a company in Israel has had enough and developed a solution that requires relatively minimal surgical intervention.

Replacement for cosmetic breast surgery?

Up until now, breasts where augmented or reduced for optimal perkiness using laborious surgical techniques that involved risks (as all surgeries do) that didn’t always give the desired results once the healing process was complete. The recuperation is painful and only temporary as the race for the knees continues.

What is MIM (Minimally Invasive Mastopexy)

Israel researchers have developed a much simpler technique which essentially holds the breast tissue in a silicon bra cup using the patients own internal architecture as a support. As such, the name of the new technique is MIM or Minimally Invasive Mastopexy and promises better results in a fraction of the recovery time over a far longer extended period of time. Put another way, MIM is essentially an internal bra that feels and acts the same as a normal breast.

Alternatives to ANY surgery

As the breast tissue is mostly composed of fat, there is little that can be done to form them naturally but strong pectoral muscles will go a long way along with a healthy diet if you are out of shape. Although still in the experimental stage, I would expect this to become a standard procedure in a very short period of time.The Bottom Line

All surgeries carry risks, the less a technique requires, the safer it normally is.

Buzzvia
http://crunchgear.com/2007/08/14/technology-marches-forth-better-breasts-on-the-horizon/

Buzzedvia
http://israel21c.org/bin/en.jsp?enDispWho=Articles%5El1738&enPage=BlankPage&enDisplay=view&enDispWhat=object&enVersion=0&enZone=Health&

The Barf-Light!

The Barf-Light!Next time you commit a crime, be sure to take your gravol! You are being warned, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has invested and created the first light (from a flashlight) that is designed to make you barf! No longer will the police say “put your hands up”, they will simply slide a bucket over and flash this light in your eyes until you surrender.

How does the Barf-Light work?

At first, the light from the flashlights LEDs completely blind you, as do most flashlights as the sudden change from dark to light with enlarged pupils causes a shock to the system. This barf-light will then rotate between different colors, inducing the same symptoms as motion sickness (vertigo to nausea). Although the mechanism behind this is unknown, I have experienced something very similar to this when I was flying my plane once. I was touching down facing the setting sun and the light going through the propellers caused me to feel quite nauseous instantly. Seems our brain has trouble with flickering lights even when you don’t suffer from epilepsy!

Circumventing the effects of the Barf-Light

The easiest way to not be affected by the barf-light is to simply not look at it or wearing sunglasses (both of which I started doing after experiencing this type of phenomenon first hand). Considering most crimes occur under the cover of darkness, I doubt wearing sunglasses at night isn’t in the cards for most criminals.

The Bottom Line

Light, in the wrong hands, is just as dangerous as Night.

Buzzvia
http://www.technologyreview.com/Infotech/19142/?a=f

Hydroptere on the High-Seas!After being driven in a hydrofoil jet-boat across the Japan sea just under a week ago, it made me really develop in interest again in the high-seas after being sick on them just over a month ago on the Great Barrier Reef. The speed is incredible and there isn’t the motion sickness even during very rough seas you get on, say, a catamaran.

What is a hydrofoil boat?

Well, hydrofoil boats are something originally invented by Alexander Graham Bell, it was one of his great passions later in life before his death. It all comes down to resistance, the less resistance a boat has with the water, the faster and more responsive it becomes. This is mostly accomplished by applying wax and sheen on the hull, in addition to aerodynamic augmentations but hydrofoils take this one step further. What hydrofoils do is, by using the weight of the water column itself at speed, lift the entire boat above the water. Much like retracting the landing gear in an airplane in flight, the decrease in surface area in contact with the water leads to an exponential increase in performance at very little cost.

Hydroptere

The Hydroptere isn’t a new concept but it’s but a glimpse into what this technology holds for the future. Imagine traveling over 50 knots using only the power of the wind! Now imagine doing this without a lot of the motion sickness, rough seas and being able to turn on a dime… this is the promise of hydrofoil technology. As you are floating above the sea, even in rough waters, the ride remains relatively stable. In this case, the Hydroptere is 18 meters long and weights about 7 tonnes fully equipped. The nice thing about the Hydroptere is you only need to hit 12 knots (do-able in most winds at sea) to build up enough forward momentum to lift the entire vessel out of the water!

Physical Demands

The physical condition somebody needs to be to maintain a sailing ship on the high seas is tremendous. From constant rudder adjustments to moving a sails, sailing is easily one of the most demanding hobbies anybody can try.

The Bottom Line

Mastering both the air and the seas is a goal of mine while living firmly on terra ferma.

Buzzvia
http://www.luxist.com/2007/08/05/hydroptere-frances-flying-yacht/
http://www.hydroptere.com/

Colas are as healthy as battery acidMuch like alcohol, the substances in cola acts as fantastic leaching agents throughout the body. Cola such as Pepsi and Coke, should only be given to the drain.

Study finds the link

A study by the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition has found a link between women who consume colas and the risk of acquiring brittle bone disease (Osteoporosis). The study was conducted on 2500 men and women who where just under 60 years of age. Essentially, the more cola consumed, the lower the mineral bone density found in the test subjects. An important note is that this occurred regardless of the amount of calcium (vitamin D) intake, alcohol, age, cigarette or alcohol consumption. Oddly enough, it isn’t the carbonation that seems to have caused a decrease in mineral bone density as other types of soda pop didn’t produce a decrease in density.

What is Cola anyhow?

Colas are a product category invented by Coke, hence why you see Coca-Cola on many of their products. They where once promoted as a “health supplement” leading to optimal health and wellbeing… I hope this rings a very loud bell in your head regarding “health and wellbeing” products being sold today. The base ingredients in most types of cola are citrus, lime, orange, lemon, cinnamon, vanilla and nutmeg along with a host of sweeteners. The name originally comes from the kola nuts that where once used as a base component but has since fallen out of favor.

What does Cola do to your body?

There is nothing healthy about the ingredients used to produce a cola beverage, put a steel nail in a glass of coke for 24 hours and this will give you an idea of what occurs inside of you when you drink these products. They are extremely acidic, hence, your body must use minerals from throughout your body to neutralize the acidity level for further processing.

The Bottom Line

Colas, like alcohol, can be easily replaced with other liquids such as water, juices and teas.

Buzzvia
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=2536421&page=1
http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=162805

Grill 2.0Outdoor grills have evolved quite a bit from the days we had to use a stick over a raging fire to have a cooked meal. Take the Onfalos for instance.

Features

  • having no corners makes the Onfalos Grill both safe and more efficient at heat distribution (fire always grows in a circular, not rectangular fashion)
  • combustion chamber is within the Onfalos Grill itself, improving safety and decreasing heat loss
  • stainless steel construction, as such no need to worry about rusting and extremely easy to clean-up
  • tripod wheels for increased sturdyness
  • modern design fits into any setting

Onfalos Grill feature wishlist

I think it would be great if the Onfalos Grill had a digital display to indicate cooking time and temperature of the grill plates, otherwise, this product is pretty cool.

The Bottom Line

I am happy to see alternatives to the traditional outdoor grill.

Buzzvia
http://www.living-with-style.com/livingwithstyle_ENG/Products_Mobile_Cooking_ONFALOS_Medium.htm

That is a happy kid!I find it ironic that people in the “modern, industrialized world” are dying from overconsumption of food while in Africa, they are dying from underconsumption. We are suffering from exponential obesity, diabetes and cardio-vascular conditions (from not being active enough) rates in our populations while in Africa, the biggest problem malnutrition, HIV Disease and catabolizing (from being too active). We worry about deserts while they simply want to eat something.

What is Plumpy’nut?

Well, it’s what is known as a therapeutic food (RUTF) which was invented by a French pediatric nutritionist named Andre Briend. It solves a problem that aid workers have been having for years with the need for refrigeration of milk to help deal with malnutrition. Basically, you give a kid two of these bars a day (total nutrition within a thousand calories) and within two weeks, the kid is rehabilitated. No need for refrigeration, no need to worry about spoilage and better yet, can be shipped EN MASS when and where needed. It is currently only manufactured by one company, Nutriset and it costs about 25 cents per, or 7 dollars per two week supply.

Plumpy’nut by the numbers

Now being used by NGOs such as Doctors Without Boarders, in 2005 they along with other NGOs where able to treat over 60 000 patients within four months using Plumpy’nut. The results so far have been great compared to the traditional method and they can give a weeks supply to mothers of starving children at a time, something that couldn’t be done otherwise.

What about peanut allergies?

An interesting fact is that unlike the rising prevalence of food allergies in 1st world countries, those who grow up starving in less then hygienic circumstances seem to suffer far less from food allergies then our highly sterilized environments. Another factor is that these children are probably going to die, taking a risk of a food allergy showing its head is the lesser of two evils considering the lack of resources that are given. There is, by the way, an alternative paste called EZ Paste which does not contain nuts but has yet to find a commercial manufacturer.

Larger Issue

Dealing with starving children will do a lot to help with what so far is a forgotten continent in the eyes of the world. Sure, our past colonial conquests did much to cause the problems that exist today but we should also put the present leadership accountable. If you mass poverty and sickness, then it should be a given that you have NO money for anything military. If you have to rely on NGOs to feed your population, then it should be a given that you have NO money for flamboyant spending habits for those who are elected into office. If you have to continually beg for donations and debt forgiveness, then it should be a given that you have NO money for meddling in other countries affairs. I believe this, more then the past, is the reason why there is so much hardship in Africa. Africa wasn’t given a healthy start to begin with after the colonials cut and run, but that doesn’t explain why, a century latter, they still don’t have their act together.

The Bottom Line

For 7 dollars, a mother can have enough food to feed their starving child for two weeks.

Reference
http://www.nutriset.fr/
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=2497593&page=1

Good... Good... Good... Good Vibrations! (Beach Boys Song)Sexual health is as important as proper diet and exercise regimen, as such, Trojan Vibrating Rings has been unleashed upon the marketplace.

Features

Trojan found out, to nobodies surprise, that 44% of females where using vibrating products to enhance their sexual experiences, so sticking a vibrating mechanism on a condom is quite a logical step. Each pack contains both a latex condom and the vibrating ring for the price of 9$, they will be available in limited markets across North American due to outdated religiously based laws on their sectarian books.

There is both a standard (one vibrator) version and an extreme with… you guessed it… two vibrating mechanisms! I hope this doesn’t end up becoming like the race by razor companies where each six months they release a blade with yet another blade (up to 5 so far).

What I wish they had

These are a great idea except you cannot re-use the vibrating ring, so expect a few stunned birds at the local landfill if they happen to peck within the wrong garbage mound.

The Bottom Line

A popular Beach Boys song comes to mind…

Reference
http://www.trojanvibratingring.com/
Buzvia: CrunchGear

Mannatechs Super Holy Water to the Rescue!Looks like Mannatech is at it again, this time, revolutionizing water!

Background

I reviewed the company Mannatech a few weeks ago for their successful attempts at circumventing laws, selling nothing but useless overpriced sugar pills and telling those taking them it will cure their cancer, aids and a host of other outrageous claims.  (Mannatech: Overpriced Sugar Pills)

Well, I guess they are on fire now, apparently, they have discovered something new, truly revolutionizing… water! I have to give them credit though, they admit they are selling nothing but sugar pills, now they are selling water, at least they got some honesty (however perverse).

Enhanced Water Technology

You got to be kidding, people actually believe this bull shit? Water, is made by two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom, forming H2O. If it was H3O or HO3 then it isn’t water, it’s something else! Their new line of revolutionizing skin care product, dubbed “Optimal Skin Care System” is free of preservatives, fragrances and colorants… their marketing worked overtime on this one folks because the secret behind being able to do this is Enhanced Water Technology! WOW….

Tensa Water

I though this was a joke but apparently Mannatechs incredible water technology uses proprietary filtration and enhancement systems that creates a new form of water called Tensa Water. What is Tensa Water? Well, it’s like glyconutrients, a catch phrase that only exists in marketing departments as opposed to scientific ones. Tensa means Heavenly. So, to put this another way, Mannatechs Water Technology, the thing they spent so much R&D developing via prayer produces Heavenly Water.

Clinical Studies?

Mannatech is as synonymous to a clinical study as a boat is to an orange tree. They did a study that showed by using this incredible heavenly water called Tensa that people had increased skin moisture, smoothness and hydration… no shit… they are putting water on it! They even point to the fact that this study found out that radiance (incredibly subjective word that is scientifically useless) grew by 75% and skin moisture improved by 100%! Mannatech has to be laughing all the way to the bank on this one.

Ultra Pure Water

Well, apparently Tensa is a revolution and they have also invented Ultra Pure Water as well, with a mix of other naturally sourced ingredients such as trehalose, iris florentina root extract with isoflavone, yeast extract, amino acids, vitamins, minerals and artemia extract.

What’s Next?

Well, I am convinced that in a few months Mannatech will be selling dirt, after water and sugar, this has to be the next logical step… no? 75% of the Earth is covered by water, they got that market covered so the next 25% must come from the land itself as they have also cornered the vegetation growing on land. I think they may even be crazy enough to sell Holy Air which you add via compressed canister to all your meals to help triple it’s nutritional content. I can see the headline now “Mannatech Revolutionizes Air and Dirt with proprietary technology that infuses the Holy Spirit in every atom, leading to a total rejuvenation of mind and spirit”.

The Bottom Line

At least people buying overpriced water to put on their skin isn’t going to cause death or serious injury, unlike their sugar pill that some people take instead of sound medical knowledge. This company is a joke, ripping people off all while laughing all the way to the bank.

References
http://news.corporate.findlaw.com/prnewswire/20070405/05apr20070507.html

ikan is fit for the can!Every few months it seems a company proclaims to have invented a product that will change the way everybody in the world does something regarding food acquisition. Gone are the days when a revolution was stumbling on an exotic animal while out hunting or seeing some berries different kind of berries.

What does the ikan do?

Well, this revolutionary product simply scans the UPC Code of the items you are about to throw out (hopefully after you consumed it). Revolutionary? Hardly, I have seen this type of technology for several years, usually accompanied by the latest and greatest fridge to hit the market. What is “sorta” unique is that once you scan something, instead of printing out a ticket (you can do that too btw), it that it adds this product to an online shopping cart automatically. For instance, you eat a can of beans, before throwing out the can, you scan it and now you have an online cart waiting for your money to send you the replacement for the can of beans you just ate. Think of it as a “just in time” inventory management system meets the general public.

Wait… there is more!

Going up the revolutionary scale, this product also understands voice command, as most vegetables and fruits don’t come with a UPC Code, you can simply tell this machine “Carrot” and it will add it to your online shopping list. If it doesn’t recognize it, it sends this word or description (if you don’t know what you ate yourself) to customer service to interpret your food item. This is a patented item by the way, I hope they didn’t patent writing your grocery lists on a piece of paper!

Ah, one more thing… this is environmentally friendly!

Now this feature I find rather unique, never heard of such a thing. The ikan doesn’t only record and add your food item to a shopping cart, it also tells you if the item is recyclable! Yes, if you eat a banana, it will tell you that it can be composted… how is that for redundantly cool! They also claim not buying more then you can eat (duplicate products) will save money and the environment. Although this argument is on very shaky ground, in the next paragraph, ikan says it will send you free samples with your order… which to me seems to defeat the environmentally friendly aspect of this system. I also know a banana is biodegradable and getting useless junk in the mail that ends up being thrown out (product samples) wastes time, energy and resources.

What do you need to get started?

Well, you need a wireless home network set-up, computer with internet access and a valid e-mail.

Is this needed?

Although I can see this being a benefit to those with disabilities, notably the blind, seniors and the disabled who can’t make it to a grocery store on a regular basis, I think this product is just another item that should go into the incinerator. The energy used to keep this item functioning (electricity) and simply in the production of this unit is a waste of environmental resources. It says you end up spending less then 10 minutes grocery shopping because this item does everything for you, but add in the time checking your order, “online shopping” for additional items and the cost of simply shipping the groceries to you and quite frankly, you got a HUGE new source of pollution and wasted time. Is having a plane followed by a truck to deliver your 20$ worth of groceries really smart when you can just walk down the street and get the same item (usually on sale)?

The Bottom Line

Stick to a piece of paper and pencil, it will cost less, be more environmentally friendly and best of all, get you out of the house!

References
http://www.ikan.net/
Buzzvia http://crunchgear.com/2007/06/25/ikan-is-set-to-revolutionize-your-grocery-shopping-experience/#comment-293909

The Carpet Alarm

Carpet AlarmEvery once in a while, you see a product that makes you think… now, why didn’t I think of that! This is such a product at least to me. Well, it’s what is referred to as a carpet alarm!

Features

Tired of waking up to an alarm clock that is easily forgotten or worse, thrown across the room for disturbing your dreams with a certain celebrity? Well, the Carpet Alarm resolves that problem and more! Designed by Sofie Collin and Gustav Lanberg, the Carpet Alarm forces you to actually get out of bed and stand (ei: put force) onto the carpet to make it shut-up. The farther away from your bed you put this item, the more likely it is to wake you up as you need to move your body that much further away from the bed to turn it off. It also has an internal LCD screen to indicate the time… how cool is that!

The Bottom Line

If you need this product, you need to see a psychiatrist as this will simply be yet another helpful tool that ends up being thrown out the window.

Reference
http://crunchgear.com/2007/06/22/the-carpet-alarm-clock-go-ahead-step-on-it/
http://www.yankodesign.com/index.php/2007/06/19/carpet-alarm-clock/

60 Second HIV Disease TestThere are few tests that cause so much debate as the 60 second HIV test. Gone are the days when you need to wait weeks to find out IF you have acquired HIV Disease and I believe this is a good thing.

Test Details

The 60 second HIV test is just as accurate as the old “up to 3 weeks” laboratory test still routinely performed today. The test comes in a kit called the INSTI HIV-1 Rapid Antibody Test which is manufactured by bioLytical Laboratories and works by detecting the antibodies to Human Immunodeficiency Virus type 1 in blood, serum or plasma. INSTI HIV-1 Rapid Antibody Test kit contains the INSTI Membrane Units, sample diluent, color developer and clarifying solution. The nice thing about this test is that it can sense Recombinant HIV-1 and HIV-2 proteins. In case you where wondering, the test cost 8 dollars in Canadian Funds. Heck, I think these should be mandatory when ever you enter into a new relationship as 30% of the people with HIV Disease in North America don’t even know they have it!

60 Second Ramifications

Some people argue that waiting weeks for a test result will make people think twice about potentially exposing themselves to HIV Disease in the future while others say that this in itself is preventing many people who would otherwise get the test, to infect others. I guess it depends on the person facing this possibly life altering test result, if it was me, I would prefer to know right away instead of having three weeks of sleepless nights for what may end up being nothing. No matter your feelings, the advantages are great, especially before making any kind of contact (sexual or otherwise) with a new partner. Sure, it isn’t sexy but hey, neither is the pill regimen that must be taken if you do end up with HIV Disease.

The Bottom Line

Prevention is always the best course of action when faced with a life altering disease.

Reference
bioLytical Laboratories http://www.biolytical.com/
http://www.cbc.ca/health/story/2007/06/22/ont-hiv-070622.html

Froggetmee Product ShotWhat happens when chopsticks dates a spoon? Well, the kid ends up becoming a Froggetmee. Chopsticks are actually very easy to use once you get the hang of it, they are a eating utensil that has distinct advantages over the western spoon, fork and knife routine. They are easier to clean, easier to eat with (even rice) and far cheaper. The disadvantages of chopsticks is that unless you enjoy slurping your food, forget about soup or foods laden with sauce. The favorite of camping enthusiasts, the spork has been on the marketplace since the wheel was invented, I suspect that it’s the same with the froggetmee… the only difference is somebody finally decided to make a business out of them.

Features

The Froggetmee is made out of plastic, although it isn’t hard to imagine a day when they are made of wood and other materials. They measure 11 inches long and where awarded “good design 2006” by the Chicago Athenaeum (Museum of Architecture and Design). The only problem I can see with the Froggetmee is if you alternate between using the spoon section and the chopsticks section, you will end up with dirty and unhygienic hands indeed. I think I will stick to my western eating utensils for western food and eastern eating utensils for, well, eastern food!

The Bottom Line

The Froggetmee is a nice idea whose practicability is somewhat dubious.

Buzzvia http://www.uberreview.com/2007/06/froggetmee-eating-with-chopsticks-made-easier.htm

Promoting products that perpetuate myths are scams in my bookI wish I got a dollar for every new product that was released on the marketplace that was a scam because I would be a millionaire many times over by now. The latest fad out there hitting UK streets is called Serum No. 7, great marketing name but a scam no less.

Anti-Aging is an oxymoron

From the second you are conceived, you are on a one way trip towards aging. You cannot go back, the only time you are allowed to stop is when you die. The good news about aging is you can slow it down by proper exercise, diet and nutrition along with good habits that you must stick to throughout life. Aging is a compound element you see, it builds up, day after day, week after week and decade after decade. You don’t age all of a sudden, you age gradually. This is why any product that promotes itself as anti-aging should raise a red flag in your head.

I do believe anti-aging is possible but only through genetic DNA modification and re-sequencing which is sadly centuries away (if ever). In the meantime, save your money and send it to African to give a kid a chance.

What is Serum No. 7?

Developed by Stewart Long, distributed by Boots, Protect and Perfect (Serum No. 7) has slowly grown into a large scale phenomenon sweeping the country and sadly, now hitting North America. It promises to make you visibly younger =looking= in about four weeks. The key ingredients are Retinol which promotes skin cell activity and Tretinoin which is a powerful skin resurfacer. You already get plenty of Retinol by the way if you eat meat and is a known antioxidant vitamin with Tretinoin only available by prescription in most countries.

Why is Serum No. 7 a scam?

Well, even though the tests show some improvement in the structure of the skin, what about the BODY. I really don’t care if a product makes me -look- younger, the promise of Anti-Aging is just that, making me -actually, biologically- younger. I would prefer to look 100 years old with the internal organs of a 20 year old then look like a 20 year old with the internal organs of a 100 year old… wouldn’t you?

So, you take this product, you look younger, well, so what? You can get a face lift and look younger as well, same with a chemical peel… but that doesn’t change your internal chemistry nor DNA damage. Anti-Aging is synonymous with the fountain of youth. People since the beginning of time have wanted to not only look younger, but BE younger. Labeling this product as making you look younger is simply a way of protecting them from liability while maintaining the illusion in peoples heads that they have bought a bottle of water straight from the fountain of youth. Facial beauty comes from the inside literally and is a one way mechanism, there is no cream that you can apply on your face to improve your internals.

So, to summarize, this product doesn’t make you younger, promoting itself as such indirectly is a lie and as such, a scam. Yet again, more people will be wasting money for a product that does nothing to improve health, nothing to improve positive habit forming and like the pills, potions and magic rocks that preceded it, lead to a bunch of unhappy ripped off people when they realize that they have bought into a myth.

You want to look younger? Take care of yourself, it’s free and will actually benefit your entire body (including your skin). No product is stronger then the power of internal revitalization. Always read the fine print and please realize that there is a reason why certain words are used instead of others on promotional documents.

The Bottom Line

The myth of anti-aging portrayed by the beauty industry is equivalent to those of health by the diet industry.

References

http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/story?id=3282943&page=1

Orlistat is a pharmaceutical grade scamThis past Friday, the FDA has approved yet another over-the-counter weight loss pill that promises weight loss to the legions of self-diagnosed slow metabolites eating at fast food joints around the world. It’s called Orlistat, manufactured by GlaxoSmithKline.

How does Orlistat work?

Well, Orlistat pills come in 60 mg size which is half the prescribed weight and they basically prevent the colon from absorbing a large proportion of the fat you ingest. During a three month trial, the average human guinea pig lost about 2.7 kilos (some lost more, others less) but, my friends, this comes at the cost of bloating, diarrhea, urgent and incontrollable orange colors bowel movements, stomach pain, irregular menstrual periods, gas with discharge, leakage and oily discharges that come without warning. Get this, as soon as you stop taking these pills, which by the way run at about 50$ a month… the kilos you lost return and if you don’t take a multi-vitamin or have a good diet, you may suffer from malnutrition!

Who buys this crap anyways?

No pun intended but I am constantly astounded by the free spenders who find money to buy this worthless crap. What is the point of keeping 2.7 kilos off if it means you may shit yourself at any moment? Oh, hi mom and dad… where is your bathroom… I am taking Orlistat to make me unnoticeably thinner but I need to change my diaper before super. This pill does come with a warning not to take it for an extended period of time, but my guess is that most weight loss lemmings will ignore this warning and double the dose to get the prescription strength results without the need for a prescription. I hate to burst your bubble but3 kilos across your entire body is barely noticeable.

Why is this a scam?

To be quite blunt, the manufacturer says that a reduced caloric diet, low fat diet and exercise program should be performed with this pill for maximum results… hmmm… wouldn’t this alone make you lose weight? This is a scam, pure and simple because once you get off Orlistat, the weight returns, so really, you either need to go on this pill at 600$ a year FOR LIFE (which the manufacturer expressly warns against you doing) or you just wasted your 50$ a month. If you don’t go on the lifelong plan, guess what, you have been had as there will be no net positive results in your life except for some money lost… which to me, is the definition of a scam. The suggestion also put the onus on the client if they do not see results, it must be their fault… they didn’t take Orlistat and perform activities prescribed with enough vigor. If you got that much money to burn, guy yourself a gym membership, you will lose more then 2.7 kilos and feel great in the process without worrying about shitting in your pants (or worse).

Where did things go wrong?

I believe the FDA does the best it can with the limited resource it’s comparatively given (ei: defense). I believe anything that says the words weight loss should be completely banned from being sold over the counter, I don’t care if it’s a natural supplement, weight watchers centers nor pharmaceutical grade products. If you want to lose weight, stop trying to buy or eat your way out of it. Your body NEEDS fat, it NEEDS carbohydrates and it NEEDS plenty of whole foods. Go see a doctor, go see a personal trainer and get some common sense lessons.

Calling people with weight problems Lemmings, Guinea Pigs and Stupid isn’t very nice!

Actually, I believe some people need to hear the truth as bluntly as possible to get the message, I am not a big proponent of political correctness. Remember phen phen (fen phen), people where DYING trying to lose weight. This growing obsession on finding pills to replace lazy attitudes about health has got to stop. Not only are Orlistat pills DANGEROUS, not only will Orlistat wreck your internal chemistry (that is how they work, notice the side effects?), not only will Orlistat put a dent in your wallet but no amount of pills, potions or magic rocks will replace a SOUND diet, SUPERVISED exercise regimen and a freaking book. NOTHING. Get out of your head that you can buy yourself out of the neglect you have invested into your body. If you take these products because a friend does, you are nothing but an uneducated lemming in my book and when the FDA eventually bans this product because somebody took 5x the non-prescribed dose and their family gets a class action suit against GlaxoSmithKline, you will feel like you where nothing but a guinea pig. Follow my FREE advice from somebody who cares or waste your money, it’s your choice.

Caveat

Of course, there are internal and external reasons why some people need to take Orlistat pills, this is why they are available on a prescription basis whose assessment is based on sound medical supervision and knowledge. My problem is when pharmaceuticals try to profit off peoples ignorance by giving them a way to circumvent the medical profession. I am sure 9 out of 10 people visiting their doctors would be told that this pill isn’t for them (in a more diplomatic manner then what I have outlined). The problem is by simply buying Orlistat over the counter, these 9 out of 10 people will get access to something that they wouldn’t have access to otherwise… to the further detriment of their body and self-esteem.

The Bottom Line

If you are fat, go seek medical help, stop throwing your money away and simply do as GlaxoSmithKline says WITHOUT buying Orlistat!

References

http://www.cbc.ca/health/story/2007/06/15/diet-pill.html
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/druginfo/medmaster/a601244.html

FUN, Fun fun!I wish they had these blow up water parks when I was a kid, sure beats having a plastic kiddy pool hooked up to a garden hose!

Features

The Banzai Fall Sidewinder Falls, made by ToyQest, blows up in less then 3 minutes and is built using heavy duty rubber to resist punctures in addition to providing a very safe and soft playing environment. It weighs 78 pounds dry and includes a 10 ft tall water slide and splash pool along with a tunnel but the price is a little steep though cheaper then an in-ground pool.

What I wished it had

Well, it has just about everything to keep your kids more then happy all summer long, I can’t think of anything missing other then possibly a water heater… I still have memories of my toes hitting the freezing water in the middle of summer. I think these type of toys are fantastic as they get kids off the couch and physically active with friends from all around the neighborhood. The Banzai Fall Sidewinder Falls makes total sense in any backyard!

Where can I buy one?

Well, you can buy one right now by clicking on this direct link to the Banzai Fall Sidewinder Falls!

The Bottom Line

Everything evolves, even kiddy pools but it’s up to your imagination to see the possibilities.

Kelloggs Fruit Loops - the many colors of junk!I, like may children of my Generation Xs, grew up eating cereal in the morning. Now that I know a few things about nutrition, although my parents had good intention, they where essentially feeding us junk food before a busy day.

Most Cereals marketing to kids these days…

I know most parents don’t look at cereal box ingredient lists because they still buy them for their children, believing that they are a healthy meal. Nothing could be further from the truth. The vast majority of cereals (not only by Kelloggs btw) have enough refined sugar, salt, processed flour, preservatives, artificial color and artificial flavors to make crap look appetizing. Read the label, for your kids sake as all this junk only leads to a very unproductive day, obesity and other health problems later in life… thank God most of us grow out of this habit!

Kelloggs Promise

Well, according to a ABC News article, Kelloggs has avoided a lawsuit by health advocates for their glorified junk food by promising not to promote it’s products to children under the age of 12 unless they meet the following standards

  1. No more than 200 calories per serving
  2. No trans fat and no more than 2 grams of saturated fat.
  3. No more than 230 milligrams of sodium, except for Eggo frozen waffles.
  4. No more than 12 grams of sugar, not counting sugar from fruit, dairy and vegetables.

Promises aren’t worth much

Serving sizes are already a joke of the food industry, I regularly eat 4-6 serving sizes in one serving when I do eat something pre-made (ei: oatmeal, yogurt, granola bars etc.), so this is an easy promise to keep by simply bringing serving sizes that much smaller. Parents will KEEP over-serving (by the producers definition) their products if they keep buying this stuff. Trans fats should NEVER be consumed at any age and saturated fats (based on serving size) is still not much of a compromise.

The FDAs recommended daily value for sodium is 2 400 mg FOR AN ADULT, the average child weighs about 1/3 of an adult so for a child, that amount drops to about 800 mg. I think it’s easy to feed your child two servings so you are giving almost the entire DAILY FDA recommended sodium in one meal… and I consider FDA in this instance to be high to begin with. I would have preferred they completely DROP refined white sugar and use xylitol or simply brown sugar. A caveat to all this is that it doesn’t start for another 6 months!

Kelloggs isn’t all bad

I will be the first to say that Kelloggs does produce some great healthy alternatives among with other food producers, the problem is they aren’t really marketing these to kids but to adults. I am not talking about Pop-Tarts, Froot Loops or Cheez-Its neither. I don’t understand this rational of feeding crap to kids but health to adults… the damage from years of malnutrition will take years to undo.

Alternatives?

Well, what ever happened to cooking eggs in the morning into an omelet with fresh vegetables? What about juicing fresh carrot juice or drinking some V8 if you don’t have much time? There are plenty of alternatives to the sugar laden cereal and they take just about the same amount of time to prepare. Yogurt is great along with oatmeal and even cream of wheat is great! Not only will this SAVE you money, most cereals are bloody expensive, but your children will have a very productive day. I am happy to report that organic cereals and those made which very healthy ingredients are also starting to fill up groceries but again, the kids never hear about them.

Deeper problem

If you think about it, how do most kids find out about these junk cereals anyways… well, you let them watch Saturday morning and after school cartoons right? I saw my nephew watch cartoons a few too many times and each commercial promotes a product that is less healthy then the last. I would prefer him playing video games then having access to television. Parents use the TV these days as a baby sitter, they are so busy that they have relegated their responsibilities to the media to educate their children and we see the consequences each day that yet another child is diagnosed with diabetes, obesity and a host of other ailments that could have been prevented. But that, my readers, is a discussion that merits its own headline.

The Bottom Line

Read labels and cook your own meals, that is the easiest way to avoid feeding your kids junk food masquerading as healthy meals.

References
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory?id=3276491
http://www.fda.gov/fdac/foodlabel/sodium.html

Oral-B Triumph with SmartGuideI have used Oral-B electric toothbrushes for years now along with a waterjet irrigator that lasts but a few months a pop due to the salt I add to the water to kill bacteria. After a session of these two, my mouth is as sterile as an operating room!

Oral-B Triumph with SmartGuide Features

This new electric toothbrush features a pressure sensor, separate timer display for cleaning duration which you can stick anywhere you wish, interchangeable heads that are compatible with old “pro-level” Oral-B toothbrushes, MicroPulse brush head technology and a visual display on the toothbrush itself that lets you know how much power is left in the toothbrush itself.

Why do we need this?

Apparently, Oral-B (a division of Proctor and Gamble) has found out that few people brush their teeth for the full 2 minutes recommended by dentists. A visual display that isn’t attached to the toothbrush makes sense as you can get instant feedback as to how much cleaning is left to be done. Otherwise, there isn’t much reason to upgrade to the latest and greatest in my opinion when it’s released.

Features I wish the Oral-B Triumph with SmartGuide had

I wish this toothbrush had technology to tell us when we a mouth is actually clean… maybe all you need is 30 seconds instead of two minutes, using a timer isn’t very helpful in this case. Another great feature is if they could stick a UV light and a red diode light to both kill bacteria and promote healing of the gums. The vibrations, rotations etc. are great but I am sure there can be much more thrown in even if it uses up all the battery power in 2 minutes, most toothbrushes stay in their charger when not in use anyways.

Oral-B Triumph with SmartGuide ETA

They already have promo pictures of the Oral-B Triumph with SmartGuide so my guess is that it will be widely available once September hits as they are probably ramping up production for worldwide release as we speak. Regardless, expect to begin seeing it in a few months.

The Bottom Line

I like the pressure indicator that warns your putting too much pressure on your teeth and gums but wish it had a bit more anti-bacterial technology under the hood. Wireless timer is neat but old Oral-B toothbrushes already had indicators for this so I fail to see a reason to upgrade from an earlier model that still works.

References
Proctor and Gamble Corporate German Newsletter
http://www.de.pg.com/presse/newsletter/PG_Newsletter_Mai_07.pdf
Originally seen in CrunchGear article

It has been a very open secret for years now that bodybuilders, wanting to make up for genetic deficiencies in their bodies sometimes resort to Synthol to literally pump up their muscles when cosmetic surgeries and implants don’t suffice.

What is Synthol?

Synthol is a site enhancement oil (SEO) that bodybuilders inject directly under the muscle sheath. Using traditional weight lifting techniques, it can take years to add an inch or two to your arms, steroids may speed this up to a matter of months but guess what, Synthol can do this in a matter of minutes!

Muscle is muscle… right? WRONG!

Sure, you can go from 18 inch arms to 20 inch arms over several courses of Synthol (some have reached 30 inches btw) but unlike traditional weight lifting (juiced or not), these are not FUNCTIONAL muscle… actually, they aren’t even muscle. You end up with beautiful bags of oil that don’t have much definition and look like… well… bags of oil!

The muscles that are hard earned have gained strength, power and have an increased mitochondrial count. Your central nervous system has adapted and increased its capacity to process neuro-muscular related information. The muscle fibers themselves have increased in both width and count. You get NONE of these benefits using Synthol. Put another way, Synthol can be simply seen as the equivalent of a liquid implant that slowly goes away with time, harming your muscles in the process.

What are the risks of Synthol?

Unlike Steroids where you just need to inject into the muscle, with Synthol, you need to inject right under the muscle sheaths which is dangerously close to nerves and other things you don’t want to ever want to get near to. Abscesses are always a concern with any type of injections but the added problem with Synthol is that if you get one, you might as well go to a butcher to get it removed and drained due to its possible depth. If that isn’t scary enough, if you hit an artery and fill it with Synthol, you may KILL that muscle!

Synthol taken to extremes

Simply say the name “Greg Valentino” to ANY bodybuilder and you will get a reaction. This guy had a great physique until he discovered the trappings of Synthol. What is the result? Well, 27 inch arms (one of which acquired an abscess) and basically swift condemnation by the majority of the physical fitness world. He isn’t a bad person, he writes for some magazines and actually knew what he was doing to himself… so he isn’t some crazy lunatic. Here are two pictures that are not edited in any way.

The Bottom Line

If you want to become big and muscular… Synthol isn’t a valid shortcut for hard work and dedication.

With myfoodcount.com being a longtime Amazon.com affiliate, we come across some weird and sometimes rather expensive stuff in the world of health. So without further ado, here is a rundown of the top 10 products that make us go “Huh? They sell this stuff online?”

10: Stage IV 3000 Bariatric Pressure Relief System

Gone are the days when simply air mattresses where available online, now you can not only buy a bed but a BIG ELECTRONIC bed that puts Ultramatic to shame! With three different, fully adjustable pressure zones, heating and cooling capabilities along with bed sore prevention systems you simply can’t go wrong! Warning: If you plan on putting this in your RV, be sure to bring a few extra tires with you as well.

9: The Happy Company Head Trip Therapeutic Massager

First time I saw this product I thought it was a baking implement, my second guess was something to stick at the end of a pole for spear fishing but head? I would prefer a nice HOT shower with the water pouring all over my head but I guess if you don’t have the time, this may help stave off those shower cravings for a little bit. I can also see this doing wonders for those suffering from conditions causing a dry, itchy scalp.

8: The Relaxman Relaxation Capsule

This product fits in my “if I had a million dollars” category, the idea is “sound” and I bet it would sure be relaxing but do I really want to be THAT isolated from the environment I am trying to relax from? I am all for isolation, but the Relaxman Relaxation Capsule seems to take you COMPLETELY away. I would fear waking, opening the hatch and finding out that I was the last person to survive a nuclear war, thus rendering this product obsolete!

7: Anti-Monkey Butt Powder

The name is a stroke of marketing genius and the price is pretty cheap to boot, that being said, you better hope that family and friends who visit you don’t find this in the medicine cabinet… otherwise you will end up the “butt” of many jokes to follow. Haven driven a motorbike, snowmobile etc… I can see this product being very important to comfort during extended driving.

6: Genie II Major Surgery Light Double Ceiling Mount

This product makes you realize that Amazon.coms customer base is far more then just your Average Joe. Amazon.com sells not only high grade medical gear for hospitals but also Butt Powder (above)… now that is diversification! Can’t find those pennies under the couch or your toothbrush in the morning, it isn’t your eye sight… you just need a Major Surgery Light Double Ceiling Mount installed.

5: Potato Gun

Although a great way to drive people around you nuts, the idea of bio-degradable bullets does intrigue me. Stick this gun into a potato, aim and shoot! All you need to do is get yourself a water gun to match and fill it with ketchup for a agonizingly slow meal next to the frying pan. It’s powered by a squeeze method, so no need to run to the local hobby shop for gun powder nor CO2 as is the case with paint guns.

4: Whitehall Wirlpools Hubbard Tank Low-Boy Body Immersion

That is a rather expensive bathtub but it’s like the army, you pay a premium for commercial medical quality items, this Low-Boy Body Immersion tank is no exception. I think if you had this and the Relaxman Relaxation Capsule you could be the most relaxed person on this planet! Put a titanium cover over it once your in and you can replay your favorite Dare Devil Movie scenes! Also great for vampires as long as your fellow ‘pires don’t play a joke on you and fill it with Holy Water.

3: Marshmallow Blower

Along the same stream as the Potato Gun above except it shoots marshmallows. Instead of using squeeze power though, you need a good set of lungs as this uses pure lung power (blowing). I could see some fun to be had shooting this across a camp fire but otherwise, a sticky mess awaits any house that experiences a marshmallow war. Remember to always pick a smoker for these type of items, their diminished lung capacity will make you a sure winner every time!

2: iVent201 Intensive Care Face Mask Ventilation System

If you don’t have one of these babies in your ICU, EMS or home care setting, then you need one ASAP! Just about everything is adjustable from a spontaneously determined air flow rate to full vitals with all visuals graphically shown to the medical examiner to save for further regime modifications. This is also great gift to give at weddings, parties or to tell that special someone that you really care on Valentines Day.

1: Online Grocery Shopping

For those who don’t know, Amazon.com actually sells groceries online, they have been doing this for some time now. I can see food staples that comes in bulk boxes as a good buy but so far, no one company has had much national success with online grocery shopping. Most grocery stores run less then 5% margins to begin with, perishable fruit and vegetables don’t have a very long shelf life and are easily bruised. That being said, if I had the option where I am living now to simply receive my groceries in the mailbox, I would probably give it a try. I wonder if they sell big mailboxes too?

The Bottom Line

Amazon.com has grown nicely since its initial beginnings, diversification beyond simply “consumer grade” stuff is a fantastic thing as the more competition in the medical field, the better it is for everybody. Of course, there are also some weird stuff out there but hey, so is life.