Best diet in the world… EXCLUSIVE!
I have found it- the best diet in the world! It’s a totally unscientific (who needs double blind clinical trials anyways), untested (except by my compensated celebrity spokesperson), demographically based (anybody, fat, unhappy with their self image between 15-35) that will do wonders for your skin, sex drive and help you loose 10lbs during the first week! All without having to resort to silly things such as exercise, diet or any type of thinking on your part! We do everything for you! You don’t even have to get out of bed to experience dramatic results. All you need to do is follow MY biased diet plan and you will see a dramatic change in your life. The opposite sex will finally be attracted to you, wrinkles will disappear and your “Budha-belly” will be replaced by a visible 6 pack. MY diet plan will allow you to have the life you always wanted but where too lazy to strive for. Best of all, it’s a 100% natural product, made from elephant tears and a special type of fruit only grown on a remote island in the South Pacific.
Want to know the secret! Give me your credit card information and we will make sure to charge you 3 equal payments of $19.95/month since we know you are too lazy to remember to pay us each month and too poor to pay the entire value of our advice in one shot.
Sadly, this is how the marketing of a diet (and many other products) is done around the world through every type of medium you can think of. What is even worse, it’s a billion dollar industry that people KEEP buying into and many blame themselves for the lack of results. I hope you realize the detrimental cycle forming here (money in return for a boost of temporary self-esteem). It strives to make a quick buck off your lack of knowledge, busy lifestyle and telling you all your problems can be solved in return for an easy installment plan.
There are of course wonderful product out there that do make a big difference in peoples lives. I know of a couple off-hand but many of them don’t have the marketing capital required to promote it nor promise the fast results, which isn’t sexy in today’s “instant gratification” society.
I believe Flavor Flav from the rap group “Public Enemy” had the right message- DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE. I wish more people would listen to these words of wisdom and apply it to their everyday life 
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