The Cunning Advertiser
Sunday, December 17th, 2006
In the past 20 years of my life, I have noticed a battle similar to the one waged in the natural world… that of “predator” and “prey”… the major difference is that one is for survival while another is for what ever is left of our money after the governments get their ever increasing cut.
Disclosure… what’s it all about?
It’s a well known secret that every time you watch TV, it’s the advertising that helps pay for the air time to run the shows you enjoy – another worse kept secret is when ever you watch a movie, it isn’t a co-incidence that a particular actor wears a certain suit, drives a specific car and even has particular beverage preferences… but bloggers? Yep, now there are a few business models out there that PAY bloggers to promote their product… the controversy isn’t whether they are getting paid or not, but whether they need to disclose that they are essentially receiving payola.
Let’s see, I never saw an advertising from a newspaper saying it got paid to do a review of a particular movie, book, product or anything else – yet it happens. The music industry is rampant with “pay per play” schemes yet I never heard them admit that the reason you listen to the same damn song 50 times during the day is because they need the money. So… why are bloggers so special?
Advertising… what’s next?
We are all great now at completely avoiding any conscious thought when viewing an advertising, much like TIVO screwed up the revenue models for many broadcasters – we have all evolved to be fantastic advertisorus ignoramus’s. Advertisers realized this and moved a step up in the attack against our wallets, they are like tigers who are always trying to “outsmart” their customers from their money instead of a trusted friend wanting to HELP us. We cannot trust what people tell us about a particular product because there is always the question of bias, a few years back stock recommendations made “undisclosed” promoters waterfalls of money before the government in one of its few instances of action “banned” the practice… where does this all lead? Are advertisers going to begin going after my parents in their retirement to tell their kids about the newest product to make them money and my life more complicated? Don’t worry – I am sure there is a business model being developed as we speak to after those who we least suspect of making money from their words.
I am personally getting very tired of seeing advertising plastered on just about every semi-solid surface around town, I can’t even take a piss in a restroom without looking straight at a billboard promoting the newest hyped-up wanabe craze.
Christmas…
Christmas, to me at least, is becoming the equivalent of an endless commercial, repeated over and over and over again… some people love Christmas, for many of us, it’s a “legit” excuse to spend money that we really don’t need to otherwise while for others, it’s simply a religious festival. Is it just me or does this orgy of consumerism start early every year and much like Santa on his slay, free of the binds of time, lasting far longer then the days on the calendar would indicate? To me, consumerism is starting to really put a damper on this whole event… do I really need to listen to yet another song about Rudolf brought to you by XYZ? Do I really need to watch the monotony of every commercial using red and white “coke inspired” colors schemes? Do I really need to watch 20 versions of the “Night Before Christmas” using different products? Much like I am becoming an expert at tuning out advertising… sadly, the whole idea of Christmas is also being phased out of my mind… thanks to advertisers.
Advertisers… they ain’t all bad
Before you think I am anti-advertising, I am not… they have their place like anything else in our lives… my problem is with the AMOUNT being trusted within my mind whether I want it there or not… especially over any (you name it) holiday. I lived 300 days without seeing a coke commercial with Santa Clause, I sure as hell can live another 300 years without seeing it again, but sadly, I will see it next year, different actor, same message. I don’t know where advertising went wrong, it seems to me, they are increasingly struggling to get my attention, struggling to be heard… much like spam… at first it wasn’t bad but not it’s completely out of control.
Instead of originality and a WOW factor selling a product, advertisers are simply regurgitate the same thing that all their competitors are doing and it comes down to who has the largest marketing budget to promote the same product or worse, a completely useless product whose only place should be burning inside an incinerator. I feel like I am being yelled at from all directions – without the choice of turning it off.
Solutions
If an advertiser actually has something that will IMPROVE my life, not negligible, not a rehashing of the same concept but something that will actually IMPROVE MY LIFE – I welcome being approached, otherwise donate your marketing budget to the needy – I want no part of it. I have had ENOUGH.
The Bottom Line
This blog was not sponsored by XYZ…
I recently streamlined my operations once again, I do this every quarter to make sure I run as tight and efficient a ship as possible – this saves me time and my customers/visitors money which I can invest in other endeavors. I recently retired my VOIP system and replaced it with Skype as a result of my review and changing situation.
I read an article from Forbes about the problems @ Pfizer for their new anti-heart-attack drug called Torcetrapib and it got me thinking… why are these companies spending BILLIONS of dollars annually to solve problems that are mostly preventable? Wouldn’t that money be better spent on prevention and education?



