My New Years Resolution 2005
Everybody I know makes a New Years Resolution, some people follow through, others quickly forget them. I have realized from my few short years on this planet that keeping it as simple as possible usually yields the most dramatic and permanent changes – here are mine in priority order:
1. improve my health
2. improve the lives of people around the world
Pretty short huh- I truly believe that taking care of my own personal health is a selfless act- how can I help educate, help & inspire others if my own body and daily actions demonstrate the opposite? It is like having a doctor tell you to stop smoking when they are also addicted to nicotine.
Trying to make a difference in other peoples lives takes a lot of energy, time and can wear you down – unless your body and mind are strong enough. Physical toughness is but a shell compared to mental vigor required to get through life.
I tend to focus on things that I can actively control as well, wishing for “World Peace” is a very noble cause but what can I actually do to put a serious dent into it? Very little if anything at all- some causes are simply over my head. I also don’t place financial goals, although in the past I did this, it became more a source of stress then satisfaction. I have come to adopt a “seriously easy going” approach to live, I hear this often from Jamaicans and you know what- they are onto something! Whether I make a few million this year or a fraction of that, I will be happy with myself regardless.
I really enjoy taking time out my schedule to write these weekly issues, the number one request I get from members and non-members alike is to make it more interactive so that they can join in the discussions. Your wish shall come true very shortly, along with a new system to allow you to do the same
2006 will be an amazing year! Wishing you all the best!
I have found it- the best diet in the world! It’s a totally unscientific (who needs double blind clinical trials anyways), untested (except by my compensated celebrity spokesperson), demographically based (anybody, fat, unhappy with their self image between 15-35) that will do wonders for your skin, sex drive and help you loose 10lbs during the first week! All without having to resort to silly things such as exercise, diet or any type of thinking on your part! We do everything for you! You don’t even have to get out of bed to experience dramatic results. All you need to do is follow MY biased diet plan and you will see a dramatic change in your life. The opposite sex will finally be attracted to you, wrinkles will disappear and your “Budha-belly” will be replaced by a visible 6 pack. MY diet plan will allow you to have the life you always wanted but where too lazy to strive for. Best of all, it’s a 100% natural product, made from elephant tears and a special type of fruit only grown on a remote island in the South Pacific.
It’s estimated over 50% of industrialized population suffer from Hemorrhoids in one fashion or another – oddly enough, this number falls to 3% in Third World countries (Burkitt, D. P., 1972). I guess I got the short end of the stick on this one, but I am not alone, so did Napoleon, Jimmy Carter (former US President), Sharon Osborne and even Darryl Strawberry among many others. Odds are that even YOU have them! My odyssey with Hemorrhoids first began about 9 months ago when for the first time, I began having a little blood left over after feeding the Cantin Throne.
If you asked somebody a few years ago that people would be spending money “buying” water at the local store, you would have been tarred and feathered – labeled a lunatic. Pure water is a limited resource considering all the waste and pollution we throw into it on a daily basis- that is if you’re lucky enough to be born with easy access to water in the first place.


